School Project Prints

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Oh, I don't have an appointment to see the doctor. I'm doing a report on magazine trends in the 1970's.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

'Gramps, I'm studying ' Life of Abe Lincoln,' but I need help from someone who was actually there.'

'The science fair is tomorrow, mom. Can You help me build a natural gas power plant?'

'You mene I've bin spending this whol term with a defektiv reeding machin?'

'Dad, can you help me with my biology project? It's about prehistoric animals and you're a living fossil because you still don't have a smartphone!'

"I need a pony for a school project. Share and tell."

"The kid's report on the video he watched third period? Is this what you call dinner and a movie?"

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

D.I.Y with dad.

"He's my school project for science class."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Will eat your homework for $.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"