First School Project Prints

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Will eat your homework for $.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."