School Project Master Pillows

'This was faxed to me by Ricky Ames, who's still on Cap Cod. 'How I extended my summer vacation...''

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"He's my school project for science class."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."