School Project Creators Mugs

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Young Frankenstein"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Will eat your homework for $.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Children's Imagination

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'