School Project Appreciator Mugs

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"It's a mobile."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Will eat your homework for $.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Sue Perkins

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."