School Project Aficionado Mugs

'My little boy took my motorcycle to school today for show and tell.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Will eat your homework for $.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Like father like son.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

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