School Project Presentation Gifts

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"He's my school project for science class."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Show and Tell.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'