School Project Presentation Gifts

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Show and Tell.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.