School Project Admirer Gifts

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"It's a mobile."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

We learn by doing

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."