Public School Admirer Gifts

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

We learn by doing

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

A Cumulonim-bus

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."