Craft Projects Gifts

"Did I startle you?"

"Young Frankenstein"

The Art Student.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Toadstools

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Happy Easter

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."