Craft Projects Pillows

"Young Frankenstein"

The Art Student.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Toadstools

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

The Hobby Store

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Build a Raft

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Man using to much bug spray