Creative Projects Gifts

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'George is real handy. He made this table out of an old tractor tire.'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Young Frankenstein"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

Ant Cut-out

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

Build a raft!

"My wife also likes DIY... Every time I want to have sex with her, she says - do it yourself!"

Children's Imagination

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Empty box of ideas

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Will eat your homework for $.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

House of books.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."