Projects Gifts

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The headline data clearly asks us some difficult questions about the viability of this phase of our work."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

D.I.Y

What's with Sadie? She's been huddled at that table for two days. She's doing some project. She won't reveal what it is, which is obviously unacceptable. I have my ways of finding out. You are quickly approaching your death.

Avoidance of creative despair

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Now where's that idiot hiding? He was supposed to fix the door."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"Any suggestions for my next project?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Empty box of ideas

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Bright Idea

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y with dad.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Will eat your homework for $.

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Children's Imagination

Converted Parking Garage

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."