Projects Gifts

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The headline data clearly asks us some difficult questions about the viability of this phase of our work."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

D.I.Y

Avoidance of creative despair

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"Any suggestions for my next project?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Empty box of ideas

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Bright Idea

"It's a mobile."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

D.I.Y with dad.

"He's my school project for science class."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Converted Parking Garage

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Children's Imagination

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"A homeless person ate my homework."