Building Projects Gifts

"It's going well so far."

'My Harry's such a handy guy. He built the extension all by himself!'

'My hubby is a self made man.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Pipe Dream.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Empty box of ideas

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.