New Construction Project Gifts

'Wait, wait, stop!'

"It's going well so far."

Future site of the aquarium.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Digger.

'It's just until we get the other gargoyle repaired...'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Construction - Busy as Beavers

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

Building Supplies Hire Centre

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Pipe Dream.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Empty box of ideas

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

God's Subcontractors

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'