New Project Completion Gifts

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Where your mind & battle are los

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Empty box of ideas

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"#Win!"

Bright Idea

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Whiskey wars

High Five

Recycling centre

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

Architect at a batllefield.

Digger.

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."