Successful Project Completion Gifts

"#Win!"

Where your mind & battle are los

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Breakthrough

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

Whiskey wars

High Five

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

Bravo!

'He's a structural engineer.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

The network is running a little slow this morning.

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Bricklayer admires her work.