Project Completion Celebration Gifts

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Where your mind & battle are los

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"#Win!"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Breakthrough

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

Whiskey wars

After party at the spill club.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

High Five

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

Construction in 2022

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

Portfolio

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

The network is running a little slow this morning.

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

The Middle-School Dance