End Of Project Celebration Gifts

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Where your mind & battle are los

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"#Win!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Breakthrough

'And right here they merged...'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Whiskey wars

High Five

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

After party at the spill club.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'He's a structural engineer.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

Mic Drop

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

The network is running a little slow this morning.

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'