End Of A Project Gifts

Whiskey wars

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

Where your mind & battle are los

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"#Win!"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Breakthrough

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

High Five

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'He's a structural engineer.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

"I'm overcome with emulsion!"

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

The network is running a little slow this morning.

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'

Bricklayer admires her work.

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house