Completing A Building Project Gifts

Bricklayer admires her work.

Where your mind & battle are los

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"#Win!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

Whiskey wars

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

High Five

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Builders.

Wallpapering 4

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'