Online Projects Gifts

'ONLINE PROJECT! - I'll give you an online project.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Likes: $2.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

D.I.Y with dad.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Travelogue

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Children's Imagination

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'Ask your computer.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"