Project Submission Gifts

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Young Frankenstein"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Pipe Dream.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

Will eat your homework for $.

Children's Imagination

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"A homeless person ate my homework."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Hourglass Dumptruck

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"