School Project Deadlines Gifts

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Hourglass Dumptruck

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

High Five

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.