Online Projects Pillows

'ONLINE PROJECT! - I'll give you an online project.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Likes: $2.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Travelogue

D.I.Y with dad.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'Ask your computer.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Children's Imagination

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'