Online Activities Pillows

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Computer Surfer.

'I'd love to, dude, but I've got, like, another solid hour of bullying to do.'

Myspace then and now.

The online exercise class was going rather well.

How to stay on incapacity benefit - an on the social networking site.

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Next Website Please.

'For some reason I was hoping for something more romantic.' (Woman trying to date online)

'Once I get my DSL, I'm going to do this all online.'

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'Two weeks to live? That can't be right -- I have 500 free hours from AOL!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Unsubscribe-a-mole

Moses on the web

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Networking

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Computer games

Online Dating

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Could you repeat that word?"