Online Ventures Gifts

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

Profit

Evolution.

I'm a self-made man!

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Mark Zuckerberg

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Online Shopping.

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

Boardroom Armour

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Websiteless -- please help.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'