Online Business Gifts

"If you send these people $50 they'll show you how to make money online!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I think starting up a multi billion pound empire involves more than asking all your online friends to give you all their money!'

'They say content is king, but right now my king has no subjects.'

'He's my pay pal.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?"

"Henry decided to float his online business..."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

Lemonade Stand

"Sorry, but bankruptcy.com is out of business too!"

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"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Daddy doesn't work, Jason

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

"Why do we have to sit here? Couldn't we just sell these cookies online?"

Selling online and making money

Websiteless -- please help.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Mark Zuckerberg

Online Shopping.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

Ebaying at the moon.

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Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'