Online Businesses Gifts

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Online Shopping.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Websiteless -- please help.

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

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Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"Henry decided to float his online business..."

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."