Online Businesses Gifts

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Mark Zuckerberg

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Online Shopping.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Websiteless -- please help.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

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Ebaying at the moon.

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"I have 1,8000 friends on facebook....and you want a college degree?"

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

"Henry decided to float his online business..."

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

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