Online Business T-Shirts

"If you send these people $50 they'll show you how to make money online!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I think starting up a multi billion pound empire involves more than asking all your online friends to give you all their money!'

'They say content is king, but right now my king has no subjects.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?"

"Henry decided to float his online business..."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

Lemonade Stand

"Sorry, but bankruptcy.com is out of business too!"

How to Make Money On-Lion

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Daddy doesn't work, Jason

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

"Why do we have to sit here? Couldn't we just sell these cookies online?"

Selling online and making money

Websiteless -- please help.

Online Shopping.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

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Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

At the E-Business convention...What you need to know...what you'd rather hear.