Virtual Venture Gifts

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

I'm a self-made man!

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Money Plant.

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'Have your people facebook my people.'