New Venture Gifts

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Good Luck

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

I'm a self-made man!

Go! Means NOW!

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Better times ahead.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Money Plant.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'