Business Venture Launch Gifts

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

I'm a self-made man!

Go! Means NOW!

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Networking

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Bright Idea

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Boom

Internet.

Mark Zuckerberg

At the suit makers

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Superstock'

"I love fast break business success."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."