Launching A Business Project Gifts

'By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capitol, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more.'

' A good idea '

Pipe Dream.

Likes: $2.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Teamwork!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Networking

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

At the suit makers

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Opening the door to new customers

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Superstock'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

S.S.dot.com

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."