Launching A Business Gifts

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'Superstock'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

The Rubber Ball Company

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Likes: $2.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'