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"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'Superstock'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

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"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Likes: $2.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

The Rubber Ball Company

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'