Launching A Startup Gifts

'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'

"Looking for Investors."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Chasing the one big idea

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Business Advice

Woman out on limb

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

How to Start your Own Telecomms. Company

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

Start up

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"He's not begging. He's crowd funding."

"I started a new business. . ."

"We're a startup. We're looking for someone who can yank this cord."

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

S.S.dot.com

The Goose that Laid the Golden Business Concept, tragically born years ahead of her time.

Business plan.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

Your start-up team

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.