Startup Launch Gifts

The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.

Mark Zuckerberg

Desk Request

Boom

Bright Idea

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Pipe Dream.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

At the suit makers

Internet.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Opening the door to new customers

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I love fast break business success."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Superstock'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

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