Company Launch Gifts

'I've been looking for a sign as to what should guide our company, and I found it,'

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

At the suit makers

Mark Zuckerberg

Boom

Opening the door to new customers

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Internet.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"I love fast break business success."

'Superstock'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Fishing is Ben's life.'