New Business Launch Gifts

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

"I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts."

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Create some buzz!

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

Networking

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Bright Idea

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Mark Zuckerberg

At the suit makers

Boom

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'Superstock'

"I love fast break business success."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Money Plant.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha