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A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

"I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts."

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Create some buzz!

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

Bright Idea

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Boom

At the suit makers

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Money Plant.

'Superstock'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"I love fast break business success."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated