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"We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing."

'I'm, Dr Jekyl, computer scientist, and this is Mr Hyde- he writes the manuals...'

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Opening the door to new customers

At the suit makers

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I love fast break business success."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Recycling centre

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Success

I got the raise

"I built this business from the ground up."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"