New Product Launch Mugs

"We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing."

'I'm, Dr Jekyl, computer scientist, and this is Mr Hyde- he writes the manuals...'

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

Mac OS 20

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Opening the door to new customers

At the suit makers

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"I love fast break business success."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Recycling centre

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

Mary Trump

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"I built this business from the ground up."

I got the raise

Success

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .