Launching A New Product Mugs

"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."

The best way to beat the competition is by not having any.

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Cottage Industry

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

Mac OS 20

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Target your customer.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Internet.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

At the suit makers

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Opening the door to new customers

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Success