Launching A New Product Mugs

The best way to beat the competition is by not having any.

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Cottage Industry

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Target your customer.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

At the suit makers

Opening the door to new customers

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Business Builders

Success

"I built this business from the ground up."