New Software Launch Mugs

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Pipe Dream.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

At the suit makers

Otto the SmartyCar!

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

Recycling centre

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Mary Trump

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Open Source.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Success

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Meet the Oar-thor.

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."