New Software Launch Gifts

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Pipe Dream.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

At the suit makers

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

Recycling centre

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Open Source.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Success

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

Meet the Oar-thor.

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

Blackbeard & Buccaneers, Inc: 'Aye, we've gone completely legit.'