Project Launch Gifts

"Shit! We forgot to get any animals!"

Pipe Dream.

' A good idea '

Create some buzz!

Likes: $2.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Boom

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Opening the door to new customers

At the suit makers

Mark Zuckerberg

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

Recycling centre

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Open Source.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"