Product Launch Gifts

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

Create some buzz!

The First Marketer.

Business sign: 'Mega Corp.: An Incubator for Emerging Technologies.'

Novel Niche Markets.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

Try New ACME soap!

Pipe Dream.

Mac OS 20

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Mark Zuckerberg

Boom

At the suit makers

Opening the door to new customers

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"I love fast break business success."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Is this your first book launch?'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'