Launching A New Tech Product Gifts

Otto the SmartyCar!

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

At the suit makers

Opening the door to new customers

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Success

"Give us a chip."

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

Cottage Industry

Blackbeard & Buccaneers, Inc: 'Aye, we've gone completely legit.'