New Invention Launch Gifts

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

At the suit makers

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Opening the door to new customers

"I love fast break business success."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Recycling centre

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Success

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Business Builders

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"